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To date, our members have added 2893 reviews of 316 vodkas. Here are the most recent:

Blackstone Vodka

Wonderful stuff. Just tried Blackstone. Folks- why are we drinking vodka? For the taste? Get real.
Reviewer: Paul Johnston | Review this vodka


This jet fuel is dope to mix with lots of Adderall if you are looking for something to keep your amp output high octane over the course of a fun weekend of aggressive binge drinking. Tastes like unreal dragon's breath, the bottle is deceptively well-crafted and sturdy. If your looking to drink at least 8-10 1.75 liter bottles a night, then spend your loot on this incredibly reasonably priced brand. Comparable with grey goose, absolut, much better than smirnoff and svedka in flavor, but way cheaper! What's stopping you? BUY THIS! You will not regret. Impossible to match this brand!
Reviewer: Popov Ambassador | Review this vodka

Poland Spring Vodka

I kept smelling Plastic everytime I opened the bottle and wondered..."What's that God Awful smell?"...took me a couple of shots to realize it was the Vodka...then read the label and saw "With Liqueur" and said to myself....WTF??? what does that mean....Nasty, Nasty, Nasty is all I have to say. If I weren't such a lush, I would just throw it out, but I just drowned it in Lime Juice and other things...because...hey...it's still 80 proof...as the Largest Part of the Label clearly states. Do yourself a Favor and spend a few dollars more to get something palatable.
Reviewer: Lonnie | Review this vodka


My wife and I enjoy your vodka. My only problem is: I'm 74 years old and I have to use a pair of water pump pliers to open your bottle. The cap is very hard to open. Can you solve this problem for us old timers? Please help.
Reviewer: Craig Kennedy | Review this vodka


Tried Monopolowa for the first time the other day and was pleasantly surprised. 10/10!
Reviewer: Rick Houston | Review this vodka

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January 31, 2015
The Quest for Purity
The Quest for Purity

How many times should vodka be distilled? And when does the quest for purity go too far?

Paul E. Richardson
Tags: tasting, process, brands
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The Little Water of Life
The Little Water of Life

Many nations of the world have a singular drink that they have come to be identified with and that has come to be identified with them. For Russians (and Poles, Belarusans, Finns and Ukrainians), it is vodka.

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Tags: history, alcoholism, tsars, Soviets
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Vodka is an essential part of the Russian zakuska table. When a liberal amount of the potent stuff is supplied to guests, the meal not only will be off to a fast start, but to a rollicking one as well.

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Tags: zakuski, meals, entertaining
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